shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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