I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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