she was so not down for the gang bang
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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