Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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