can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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