so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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