dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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