just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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