Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
