Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he shaved USA in his pubs
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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