that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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