i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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