Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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