walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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