can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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