I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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