doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm drive I can fine osifer
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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