The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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