we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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