I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
porn star boner night. come get it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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