Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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