I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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