I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Sorry my hands just texted you
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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