You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.