Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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