i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE