And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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