Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.