I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
