Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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