i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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