big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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