with your own penis?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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