If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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