I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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