Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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