Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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