I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
