i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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