the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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