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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My life is pants optional.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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