Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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