Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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