just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
please don't ironically join a cult
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