this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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