weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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