i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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