I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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