The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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