There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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