Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
