I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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