Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FOUND THE LEGS
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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