i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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