Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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