So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm too high and old for this...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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