i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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