I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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