Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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