Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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